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i found these humongous apples today while we were grocery shopping. my first thought was that they looked like the apple the witch was trying to feed snow white... well i guess she did feed it to her... stupid girl.
anyway, i bought two of them because they were just so big and beautiful even though i don't really like apples... they give me heart burn. yeah, i know that's weird.

Queen:

It's a magic wishing apple!

One bite, and all your dreams will come true!

Now take a bite!

on the surface, the apple is shiny and red. what's inside however is enough to throw snow white into a death-like sleep. serves her right, i say, for being naive enough to take food from a stranger. it's like a kid getting into a shady looking van with the words "free candy" spray painted onto the side.

anyway, i got johnathan to model the apple for me. i was wanting someone, preferably female with pale hands, but instead got my hulking beast of a husband instead. =D

and i prefer to not read too closely into the fact that he jumped at offering me the apple when i told him my vision... ;)

needless to say, i think snow white won't be jumping into any more vans advertising free wishing apples.